I am hungover and have to ride around in the dumptruck with my dad all day.

2 days ago

I love how we sing these wildly dramatic and sweet songs about love in highschool and think we can relate. Then we get into the real world and realize we had no idea wtf we were talking about.

3 days ago

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mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

Sounds legit to me

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That’s me!

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snapchatting:

my life would probably get 2 notes

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cleanrecord:

so

i’ll get the dank if you get the drank

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