The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or...– Samuel P. Huntington (via erikangstrom)
bella-bohemia: Women are bombarded with advice on what men want and how a lady should conduct herself. Yet give men a little friendly advice on how to step it up and they get so defensive! Heaven forbid us females have opinions and preferences on how you guys should look and behave! I’m so sorry I offended your delicate sense if self!
Guide to loving your body: 1. Get naked and take a good long look at your...– brazen bitch (via pussy-envy)
Sauce & Susie.
Taco Bell Guy: Do you want sauce?
Me: No, Thanks.
Taco Bell Guy: ...did I already ask you if you wanted sauce?
Me: Yes....and no. I don't....hey. Is Susie working tonight?
Taco Bell Guy: Susie?....Susie? OH! SUSIE! Yeah.. I don't think so.....
Taco Bell Guy: Do you want Sauce?